I found a little peom a couple days ago and thought it was funny here it goes:
Roses are Red
Facebook is blue
No mutual friends
Who the F@$k are you?
P.s Hope no one offended
Some Quotes I like:
"All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from them."
"Because I could not stop for Death
He kindly stopped for me -
The Carriage held but just Ourselves
This quote was taken by a fav movie of mine:
"Some of the worst things have been done with the best intentions."
-Jurassic Part III
Fav TV show:
"The saddest state-of-being is remembering the future."
For those out there that love Supernatural will love these Quotes and Phrases from
Sam and Dean Winchesters
SAM: "Man, you've got to update your cassette tape collection."
SAM: "Well, for one, they're cassette tapes.."
DEAN: "You're not going to kill me, are you?"
DEAN: "Good. 'Cause that would be awkward..."
SAM: "What Dad wants? Who gives a damn what Dad wants?!"
DEAN: "You see, that attitude right there? That's why I always got the extra cookie."
"House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole."
"Who do you think is the hottest psychic .. Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?"
"Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we're gay?"
Sam: "So burning the body had no effect on that thing?"
Dean: "Sure it did now it's really pissed."